Chemo Room Etiquette
This is short list of general rules and guidelines that should be followed when you accompany a chemo patient to the chemo room. They are based on my observations over the past few months and I will add to them as need be.
- If you aren’t a chemo patient, you don’t get a cushy chair. I don’t care if you have to pop a squat on the floor, we should never have to stand there waiting for a chair because your healthy butt is occupying one.
- Eat your Big Mac before you step foot into the chemo room, even if that means cramming it down while standing in the elevator. Most chemo patients walk the line between nausea and hunger – the smell of french fries will usually send us running for the bathroom.
- Don’t ask where a patient has been lately. Everyone has their own treatment routine and, often times that requires a few weeks of rest in between treatment. Don’t ask the nurses about a certain patient – they aren’t allowed to answer this question.
- Speaking of nurses, they’re here to help me, not you. I know the water fountain is all the way on the other side of the room, but get up from the floor and get your water. Get me some while you’re up!
- Never look cuter than the patients. That means no True Religion jeans, UGG boots, or Juicy shirts. The chemo room is not your runway and if you see us staring at you, it’s because we want your french fries.
- Finally, the chemo room is all about us. Whatever we want, we get. So hand over the UGGs and no one gets hurt.
October 26th, 2007 saat: 8:28 am
Hilarious!
October 28th, 2007 saat: 4:57 pm
OMG too funny! How true:)
I can add one – never say to a chemo patient, “Well you’re lucky, at least you didn’t lose your hair.” {Quietly thinking, ‘No ma’am but where do you reallllly think I am “lucky”?’}
October 29th, 2007 saat: 9:21 am
I just found your blog today through Kris Carr’s site and am so grateful for it. And here I thought I would never find another woman living with PC! I am 42 and six weeks ago had surgery to remove a massive cyst off the tail of my pancreas. They think it’s PC – but they are not entirely sure and apparently they may not be able to be more specific about it, yet the kind of treatment (chemo) depends on the kind of cancer it is. And the oncologist told me it didn’t really matter – that whatever it was, my prognosis was poor. Full stop. Your oncologist sounds great – I too don’t want to hear the bad numbers; I just want to work with someone who thinks that there is some hope and that we can work towards remission (which is my belief when I’m not buying into the statistics that the oncologist wanted me to believe). Anyway, I have sent off my records etc to Johns Hopkins for a second opinion (I am a Canadian living in London, England right now and have more faith in the US medical system when it comes to cancer care). Anyway – are there any others like us out there? Please feel free to email me if you want at kpetcher@btinternet.com. In the meantime, keep blogging!
October 30th, 2007 saat: 11:55 pm
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October 31st, 2007 saat: 11:10 am
We’re usually there in the afternoon, and there’s a free coffee-and-cookies cart that comes by once or twice while I’m plugged in. But we have had to eat breakfast in the chemo room before.
Luckily the Cancer Agency cafeteria has some pretty decent sausage breakfast sandwiches, as well as croissants, fruit, cereal, etc. Strangely, however, it closes at 2 p.m., so if we’re there later and hungry my wife has to venture out of the building, usually for sushi.
So far neither we nor anyone else has brought in McDonald’s (“The Taint,” as Douglas Coupland calls it in his novel jPod). I think that, or something similarly rude like stinky blue cheese, would simply be a poor choice in any number of confined environments. It’s a good reminder, to be sure.
But sorry, my wife (the supporter), no matter how she dresses, is always going to look cuter than me (the patient) in there. And most of the other patients too.
October 31st, 2007 saat: 9:15 pm
Kate -
Crazy Sexy Cancer is playing right now on TLC.
November 1st, 2007 saat: 5:40 am
Lisa – I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been told that I’m lucky I haven’t lost my hair because of the chemo. Rarely do the words ‘chemo’ and ‘lucky’ appear in the same sentence. Check out Kris Carr’s collection of faux pas http://tinyurl.com/23826k.
Derek – sushi @chemo! Very glamorous – I love it! I’d have to learn to use chopsticks left-handed since we’ve been using my right arm for the IV. Ha! Another reason to get a port.
Katherine – I’ll shoot you an email. Hopkins was a very interesting experience. The gentleman working the registration was awesome -funny and an expert at dealing with JH newbies!
November 2nd, 2007 saat: 9:36 am
*chortles* How true! Great advice!!
Re the nurses, however:
Our nurses ask the caregivers, along with the patients, if they can bring them anything to make them more comfortable.
I always thought it was wonderful that someone was taking care of the caregivers when I couldn’t. (No flack about taking care of myself, please…I’m quickly learning that *smiles*)
Then again, none of my caregivers/visitors would impose _their_ needs on the staff…
I would add to your list: Don’t assume your musical/television tastes are appealing to everyone in the suite.
Thanks for the pointer to Kris’s list.
Stay hydrated and make a great rest of the day!
August 2nd, 2010 saat: 12:19 am
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